In order for a deodorant to claim to be "natural," it has to be free of toxins like aluminum, and it has to cost at least $12. My armpits do smell like a blooming rose garden, but only for about two hours after application. Then they smell like a regular 'ole armpit, and I wonder to myself, "Now what's so bad about aluminum seeping into my pores anyhow?" I'm natural, but at WHAT COST. Every swipe of natural deodorant strips me of my dignity and coats me in coconut oil and baking soda. What am I-- a really expensive, floral- scented, vegan muffin?